Big Mama was questioning the Pom, the Brit that is, relentlessly. She was big, she was fat, she had really big hair, and the vowels in her Texas accent were longer than the Rio Grande, that’s for sure, and they were wider than the wild cowboy-lands stretching from El Paso to Houston. Big Mama was from the latter.
She was accompanied by her small silent h…
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