“Hi, Ma — pick up the phone. We’re back on the North Island — pick up the phone — Ma, we’re in Wellington, are you—”
“Beau, acushla, who wears a blue suit?”
“What are you talking about, Ma, a blue suit? Who wears a blue suit?”
“Oy gevalt, is there an echo on this phone? I ask you, Beau, who wears a blue suit? And all you can answer is, ‘Who wears a blue su…
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