Melania and the Swami

Aug 27, 2023

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EX-FLOTUS Melania Trump participates in a safari tour at the Nairobi National Park in Nairobi, Kenya.

NOT INDIA

I caught up with Melania Trump at Mar-a-Lago.

Alice: Ms Trump, Ms Trump! Melania! It’s me, Alice. Can we talk?

MT: I am Melania, yes. Melania Knauss. I know you. You look vell. You look deeferent. Talk.

Alice: I was suffering from fear and loathing…

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