EX-FLOTUS Melania Trump participates in a safari tour at the Nairobi National Park in Nairobi, Kenya.
NOT INDIA
I caught up with Melania Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
Alice: Ms Trump, Ms Trump! Melania! It’s me, Alice. Can we talk?
MT: I am Melania, yes. Melania Knauss. I know you. You look vell. You look deeferent. Talk.
Alice: I was suffering from fear and loathing. According to my doctor. I’m a little better now, thank you.
What is your reaction to the arrest again—a fourth arrest now—of your husband?
MT: Who?
Alice: Donald Trump.
MT: Who? Oh, you mean P01135809?
Alice: Umm, yes. His arrest in Fulton County, Georgia. Your reaction Ms Trump?
MT: Knauss.
Alice: Oh, yes, I see I see. Sure. Ms. Knauss. Any reaction to this new arrest?
MK: I really don’t care, do you?
Alice:
MK: Who gives one fuck about arrest stuff? Do you know Zillow tells that Junior now is owner of Mar-a-Lago? Not me?
Alice: I did see that news item. What is that all about? Everybody is wondering.
MK: You see the debate? Eight people want to be Republican president now.
Alice: I did see the debate. Did you have a favorite in the debate?
MK: Favorite contestant? I like the Swami.
Alice: Vivek Ramaswamy? He’s your favorite candidate?
MK: Favorite contestant, yes. Swami. He can read my fortune. I like that word. Fortune.
Alice: He has a wife and children.
MK: I work alone.
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MONSIEUR LE PRINCE, PARIS
BOOK III
THE MYSTERIES OF PARIS
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TYROMANCY AND LUCIFER
BOOK V
WHY WAIT FOR THE LIGHT?